Found myself saying the following sentence today: “I was too dumb back then. Today’s youth is much more mature in their thinking”.

“Today’s youth”?!? Man, I’m getting old!

Other (definite) possible signs of my aging:

  • I spend more time online researching on topics such as life insurance, health & money management.
  • Sedans look cooler than hatchbacks or coupés.
  • My knowledge about my family relatives has gone up significantly (from near zero) in the past couple of years.
  • Wedding invitation cards seem to come addressed to me rather than my dad.
  • Newspaper is the first thing I look for in the mornings.
  • Usernames such as ‘hotduuuude’, ‘handsomehunk’, ‘sweetsixteen’ makes me wanna vomit.
  • And… every darn unknown younger $*^*&*% seem to address me as “UNCLE!”

AAAAAAARG!